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Welcome to The Velcro Pygmies merch page.

Featured Products

Chase Warmer
Chase Warmer
Chase Warmer
Filled with Glitter!!!
$25.00
Hot Item
Angel Bottom
Angel Bottom
Angel Bottom
Shoes fit to size.
$35.00
Glitter Tumbler
Glitter Tumbler
Glitter Tumbler
$35.00
Go Pyg or Go Home
Go Pyg or Go Home
Go Pyg or Go Home
$25.00
Infused with PygPower
Get Bigger
Get Bigger
Get Bigger
100% gluten free protein powder
$0.00
Jurassic Rock tee
Jurassic Rock tee
Jurassic Rock tee
$25.00
Herbie
Herbie
Herbie
Fuel injected and ready to rock
$4 500.00
Limited Supply
Fringe Leather Pants
Fringe Leather Pants
Fringe Leather Pants
This item is NOT machine washable.
$120.00
Sun and Sand Camdle
Sun and Sand Camdle
Sun and Sand Camdle
Never leave a Camdle unattended
$25.00
Date Night Camdle
Date Night Camdle
Date Night Camdle
This thing smells great
$5.00
Frug
Frug
Frug
$5 000.00

PygMerch

Posters
Posters
Hats
Hats
PygWarmers
PygWarmers

Tshirts

Jurassic Rock tee
Jurassic Rock tee
Jurassic Rock tee
$25.00

Supplement

Welcome to the new Pyg Powered line of supplements

Protein Powder
Protein Powder
Vitamins
Vitamins
Display prices in: USD
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